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07 November 2011 @ 01:08 pm
Questions with answers  
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Administer the virtual lab management assets.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
White board about a foot from my shoulder.

3. Did you dream last night?
Yes! There was this long relatively linear narrative on the nature of perception and reality with a virtual/consensual reality environment existing within or alongside a more traditionally "real" one. The virtual one was modelled after southern Utah desert sandstone formations. Towards the end of the dream the virtual environment started losing concensus and breaking down.

4. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
In my cube at work. Calendar whose November picture is a dabbling duck in an expanse of concentric ripples. A very old photo of B and me at Pescadero beach. A paper rendition of a computer showing the Google home screen with the search term "Leprechauns". A rainbow tie-dyed wall hanging. A bike map of Issaquah. A laser-printed version of this bicycle typogram.

5. What is the last film you saw?
Um... looks like it was Paul

6. Do you like to dance?
I guess you could call it dancing...

7. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah.

8. Last time you swam in a pool?
It's been years. Probably in my parents' pool which no longer exists.

9. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Off-white.

10. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Probably not.

11. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
Not even close.

12. What colour is your favourite hoodie
Blue

13. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
"a feeling like their brain does not move as quickly as their head moves when they turn their head." Withdrawal symptom from Effexor.

14. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
Mouse LED.

15. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not so far.

16. What are you craving right now?
Lunch. Nothing more specific than that, unfortunately.

17. Do you floss?
Yes.

18. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Borscht, but that doesn't have cabbage in, does it?

19. Are you emotional?
Not particularly.

20. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Yes.

21. Do you like your hair?
Less and less as there is less and less of it.

22. Do you like yourself?
I'll do.

23. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
As long as he's buying.

24. What are you listening to right now?
HVAC fans

25. Are your parents strict?
Yes and no.

26. Would you go sky diving?
Probably not.

27. Do you like cottage cheese?
With lots of black pepper for some reason.

28. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I shared a microphone with Bobby McFerrin once, does that count?

29. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Nope.

30. How many countries have you visited?
Three? (US, Canada, Philippines)

31. Have you made a prank phone call?
Probably.

32. Do you use chap stick?
Rarely use some Burt's Bees lip balm.

33. Can you use chop sticks?
Pretty well.

34. Who are you going to be with tonight?
B

35. Are you too forgiving?
Not sure what that would look like. As Anne Lamott has said, "not forgiving is like taking rat poison and waiting for the rat to die."

36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
No idea.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes.

38. Last time you cried?
When I watched this

39. What was the last question you asked?
"Who are we poisoning?"

40. Favorite time of the year?
Usually really like autumn, but this year it would have been nice to have had some summer.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
No.

42. Are you sarcastic?
Not at all.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No.

44. Ever walked into a wall?
Yes. But only in the dark!

45. Favorite colour?
Blue! No, Yel...

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Probably in the distant past.

47. Is your hair curly?
Not very.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
"Tribute to Famous People" by Pomplamoose

49. Do looks matter?
Clearly. Should they?

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Yes. See #35.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Not due to calls. Hardly ever call anyone.

52. Do you like your life right now?
It's not too bad.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Never.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Bring it.

55. Do you have good vision?
Recently got bifocals. It's like having a super power!

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Probably. Rather not think about them enough to make a list.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
See #51.

58. The last person you held hands with?
My niece.

59. What are you wearing?
Extreme Isolation Headphones

60. What is your favorite animal?
Well, Theo, but I like the lemurs at the zoo.

61. Can you hula hoop?
Used to be able to, but I tried again recently and was completely unsuccessful.

62. Do you have a job?
Yes, and I should probably be doing it.

63. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Dinner.

64. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Used to go through the window in my room in my parents' house all the time.

65. Have you ever lied to a police officer?
I was going to say yes, but now that I think about it, I can't recall ever having actually done so.

66. Do you shout at the TV?
Only when characters are acting out of character.

67. Name one thing people give you funny looks for when you confess it.
That I don't own a car.